"Mom-thing decided it was a good idea to sing to me this morning. But it wasn't. She has a terrible singing voice.""My life is the worst.""Winter is too cold. Summer is too hot. Weather is the worst.""Why hasn't this filth been cleaned up yet? You disgust me.""More affection? Kill me now.""It's been at least an hour since I got fresh food and the food on my plate is so old it's unpalatable.""Mom kissed me.""Mom came home from work early unannounced and then had the audacity to wake me with a kiss. Rude.""This is my sister, Lily. She's the worst."